Friday, June 3, 2011

Ode to the Gerber Puff

**Gerber Puffs should be added to all restaurant appetizer menus.

**Gerber Puffs tag line should be: "Throw this tasteless miracle food at your kid and they will be happy and satisfied for at least five minutes...and then repeat process to satisfy your child again...because for some reason kids LOVE Puffs!"

**I carry a small container of Puffs in my purse, and in my car, and in the diaper bag, and if they would fit, I would put some in my husbands wallet too.

**The Gerber Puff can also be called "staller food." Aka: Stop crying because your food is not ready yet.

**I bet if these tasteless puffs were dipped in chocolate, adults would love them too.

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