I've been inspired since my last post about the Terrible Two's, and I'm going to start a new feature on this blog called "In the Mind of a Two Year Old." Every now and then, I will write about what might POSSIBLY be going through my child's mind.
So, I will start with this:
"While mom is driving, I will take this sucker and rub it all over my hair. I'm not sure why mom keeps telling me to stop and that the sucker belongs in my mouth. I know it belongs there, but I want to keep rubbing it all over my face. Now I will rub it all over my hands too. The funny thing is that mom can't do anything about it because she is driving and her arm isn't long enough to reach me. She is trying to trick me to give her the sucker because she said she wants a lick, but I won't hand it over. Oh boy, mom is starting to get really upset. I will just keep rubbing this awesome stickiness all over, because I want to."